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Bad Habit

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Can I get a twinkie?
I want to clog my arteries
Give me a bucket of lard
So I can go for a swim
Supersize me
So my clothes won't fit me
Give me my moon pie
So I'll no longer be able to date

When did I last see my toes?
I dunno, 1985?
Been a long time.
Still I'm doing just fine.

My best friend is a Snickers bar
It satifies my like no one can.
It's all I have left since I'm alone
And chocolate's as good as sex
Right?

You tell me.
All I know is my pants are too tight.
Crap.
Yeah..I'm bored.


Do not print, re-use or redistribute. Protected under the Berne Convention.

(c)2009 J Osterhaus

May scrap later, or just change the title...title's kind of lame...but can't think of a better one.
© 2009 - 2024 retrolover
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InuHanyou's avatar
>.> chocolate does have chemical similarities to a woman who is having sex which is why so many love eating it... gives a great feeling.

I do love the angst and the sorrow in this! Then the dry humour at the end!